HuniePop Cheats

HuniePop

Cheat Codes:
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Submitted by: David K.

How to Catch a Loli:
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Written by Shaye

This guide will teach you everything you need to know to finally catch
your very own loli.

-=Step 1=-
* The first thing you need to do is slather yourself in jelly.
* Lolis love jelly.
* Now, while coated in jelly, traverse to the anime realm.
* To get to this realm, you have to sacrifice a significant amount of
chromosmes, 7 to be exact.
* Because of this high chromosomal count, you must only visit once, or your
chromosome bank will become depleted very rapidly.
* Once in the realm, after taking a ride from Oinkers the magical Desu pig,
you shall find yourself in the anime realm.
* Continue on to step 2, if any problems occur, call Dominoes pizza and
order a Cheese Pizza.

-=Step 2=-
* Now that you’re in the anime realm, it’s time to locate Loli village.
* This is where the jelly comes in.
* You see, the jelly should have sept into your pours, allowing you to get
a sense of where the village is.
* Follow this feeling until you reach the gate of all Desu.
* A kawaii anime loli will now test you.
* She will lay in front of you, in an extremely kawaii position.
* Do not attempt to catch her in your box.
* The reason for this, is that she’s actually a Jihad Loli, and will blow
up upon contact with box.
* It is simply a test of your devotion to the Loli kind.
* You must yell “Moe kawaii, you are noe moe kawaii!” to make her dissapear.
* The gates will now open.
* On to step 3.

-=Step 3=-
* Now you have reached the Loli village.
* Take your time surveying the area, and pick a Loli suitable to your needs.
* Now, when you have found the special animu princess, wait until dusk.
* When all the lolis go to sleep in their kawaii desu sleeping huts, its
your time to strike! Pounce upon them, throwing pocky in their mouth,
keeping them subdued.
* Throw your box over her, flip it, and seal it with your love.
Quickly pick it up and bolt.
* On to step 4, the hardest and final step.

-=Step 4=-
* This is the hardest step.
* As now to get home, you must summon the Loli queen herself, Sasuke Uchiha.
* To summon her, simply yell “Reee” until you can feel all of the normies
leaving your body.
* Once done, she shall appear in all her holiness.
* To get home to our realm, you must appease her.
* To do so, sing to her “Pomf Pomf,” and she shall reply, “Kimochi, what’s
this sticky stuff on me.”

-=Heres the challenging part=-
* You must close your eyes until you hear the music stop, but until then,
Lolis will crawl from all over onto you, begging for the onii-chan.
* You must resist your urge, or else you will die then and there.
* Once the music stops and you open your eyes, you will be back in our
realm, with your very own Loli in a box.

-=Grats=-
* You have properly caught your Loli.
* You should feel proud, as now you can be with your significant Kawaii-ther
forever.
* Have fun with her, and remember, no means yes, and yes means now.

Unlockable Characters:
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Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding character:

Unlockable How to unlock
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Kyu – Let any character stay overnight.
Celeste – Give the Dirty Magazine to Kyu and get a weird device.
Go to the Beach at night, then leave.
Momo – Buy Goldfish, then discard it during the day.
Venus – Have all initial characters stay overnight.

Achievements:
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Complete the following Tasks to earn the listed achievement. To view your
achievements and stats in Steam, select “Community”, then search for the
game hub that corresponds to [HuniePop]. Select the “View Stats” drop down
option, then choose the option for your username’s achievements.

Achievement How to unlock
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Alpha – Give Kyu ALL the pairs of panties after she asks for them.
Alpha Champ – Successfully complete 5 dates while in Alpha Mode.
Alpha Master – Successfully complete 10 dates while in Alpha Mode.
Ayy Lmao – Unlock the secret character Celeste.
Bestiality – Unlock the secret character Momo.
DTF: Date the Fairy – Unlock the secret character Kyu.
Heavenly Body – Unlock the secret character Venus.
Lucky Loser – Spend the night with 3 girls without upgrading any of your traits.
Make the Move – While on a date, earn 2000 or more Affection in a single move.
Money Bags – Max out both your Munie and Hunie.
Pickup Artist – Spend the night with a girl within 4 days.
Pickup Legend – Spend the night with ALL the girls within 18 days.
Quickie – Successfully complete a date with at least 20 Moves remaining.
There May Be Hope – Have your first successful date with a girl.
Truest Player – Spend the night with the goddess of love.
V-card Revoked – Spend the night with a girl for the first time.