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HuniePop Cheats


Cheat Codes:
Submitted by: David K.

How to Catch a Loli:
Written by Shaye

This guide will teach you everything you need to know to finally catch
your very own loli.

-=Step 1=-
* The first thing you need to do is slather yourself in jelly.
* Lolis love jelly.
* Now, while coated in jelly, traverse to the anime realm.
* To get to this realm, you have to sacrifice a significant amount of
chromosmes, 7 to be exact.
* Because of this high chromosomal count, you must only visit once, or your
chromosome bank will become depleted very rapidly.
* Once in the realm, after taking a ride from Oinkers the magical Desu pig,
you shall find yourself in the anime realm.
* Continue on to step 2, if any problems occur, call Dominoes pizza and
order a Cheese Pizza.

-=Step 2=-
* Now that you’re in the anime realm, it’s time to locate Loli village.
* This is where the jelly comes in.
* You see, the jelly should have sept into your pours, allowing you to get
a sense of where the village is.
* Follow this feeling until you reach the gate of all Desu.
* A kawaii anime loli will now test you.
* She will lay in front of you, in an extremely kawaii position.
* Do not attempt to catch her in your box.
* The reason for this, is that she’s actually a Jihad Loli, and will blow
up upon contact with box.
* It is simply a test of your devotion to the Loli kind.
* You must yell “Moe kawaii, you are noe moe kawaii!” to make her dissapear.
* The gates will now open.
* On to step 3.

-=Step 3=-
* Now you have reached the Loli village.
* Take your time surveying the area, and pick a Loli suitable to your needs.
* Now, when you have found the special animu princess, wait until dusk.
* When all the lolis go to sleep in their kawaii desu sleeping huts, its
your time to strike! Pounce upon them, throwing pocky in their mouth,
keeping them subdued.
* Throw your box over her, flip it, and seal it with your love.
Quickly pick it up and bolt.
* On to step 4, the hardest and final step.

-=Step 4=-
* This is the hardest step.
* As now to get home, you must summon the Loli queen herself, Sasuke Uchiha.
* To summon her, simply yell “Reee” until you can feel all of the normies
leaving your body.
* Once done, she shall appear in all her holiness.
* To get home to our realm, you must appease her.
* To do so, sing to her “Pomf Pomf,” and she shall reply, “Kimochi, what’s
this sticky stuff on me.”

-=Heres the challenging part=-
* You must close your eyes until you hear the music stop, but until then,
Lolis will crawl from all over onto you, begging for the onii-chan.
* You must resist your urge, or else you will die then and there.
* Once the music stops and you open your eyes, you will be back in our
realm, with your very own Loli in a box.

* You have properly caught your Loli.
* You should feel proud, as now you can be with your significant Kawaii-ther
* Have fun with her, and remember, no means yes, and yes means now.

Unlockable Characters:
Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding character:

Unlockable How to unlock
Kyu – Let any character stay overnight.
Celeste – Give the Dirty Magazine to Kyu and get a weird device.
Go to the Beach at night, then leave.
Momo – Buy Goldfish, then discard it during the day.
Venus – Have all initial characters stay overnight.

Complete the following Tasks to earn the listed achievement. To view your
achievements and stats in Steam, select “Community”, then search for the
game hub that corresponds to [HuniePop]. Select the “View Stats” drop down
option, then choose the option for your username’s achievements.

Achievement How to unlock
Alpha – Give Kyu ALL the pairs of panties after she asks for them.
Alpha Champ – Successfully complete 5 dates while in Alpha Mode.
Alpha Master – Successfully complete 10 dates while in Alpha Mode.
Ayy Lmao – Unlock the secret character Celeste.
Bestiality – Unlock the secret character Momo.
DTF: Date the Fairy – Unlock the secret character Kyu.
Heavenly Body – Unlock the secret character Venus.
Lucky Loser – Spend the night with 3 girls without upgrading any of your traits.
Make the Move – While on a date, earn 2000 or more Affection in a single move.
Money Bags – Max out both your Munie and Hunie.
Pickup Artist – Spend the night with a girl within 4 days.
Pickup Legend – Spend the night with ALL the girls within 18 days.
Quickie – Successfully complete a date with at least 20 Moves remaining.
There May Be Hope – Have your first successful date with a girl.
Truest Player – Spend the night with the goddess of love.
V-card Revoked – Spend the night with a girl for the first time.

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